Relationship Consultancy🍃

Relationship Rescue: Because Romeo & Juliet Would’ve Saved 5 Acts With a Good Coach

Let’s face it - how to fix a broken relationship often feels like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions. At Lovayush Advisory (your top relationship coach near me candidate), we’re the human equivalent of that YouTube tutorial that actually helps. 🛠❤

What We Fix (Before You Break Up Over Dishwasher Loading Techniques)

Specializing in couples communication exercises that don’t make you gag, we handle:

• The Silent Treatment™ (now with 30% less dramatic door-slamming)

• "Signs you need relationship counseling" like googling "is [petty argument] breakup-worthy?"

• IKEA Assembly Wars (the real premarital coaching test)

• Text Message Forensics ("What did they mean by 'K.'?!")

Why Your Love Life Needs This

If you:

• Communicate mostly through grocery lists 🛒 (classic toxic relationship repair red flag)

• Define "date night" as staring at separate phones 📱

• Need a dating coach vs therapist explainer (we’re the fun option)

• Snore louder than a chainsaw 💨 (…we can’t fix this but we’ll help you laugh about it)

How It Works

• Our rebuild intimacy in marriage toolkit includes:

• Conflict CPR - Resuscitate arguments before they flatline 💔→❤

• Hint-to-English Dictionary - Decode "I’m fine" in real-tim

• The 5-Second Eye Roll Rule - Scientifically proven to save marriages 👀

• Emergency Romance Kits - For when "Netflix & chill" becomes "Netflix & snore"

Who We Help:

• New Couples still pretending to like each other’s music

• Long-Term Partners who’ve perfected synchronized sighing

• Engaged Folks googling "relationship coaching for men/women" after their first shared bathroom experience

• Singles tired of dating app ghosts 👻 (we see you, "why do I attract emotionally unavailable people?" crowd)

Why We’re Different

We won’t:

• Blame everything on your childhood (unless it’s hilarious)

• Suggest "just communicate better" (wow, groundbreaking)

We will:

• Give how to stop arguing over small things hacks that work

• Help you laugh instead of ugly-cry (60/40 guarantee)

Pro Tip: Book a session after an IKEA trip for maximum results.

Lovayush Advisory: Because Even Soulmates Need a Manual

Disclaimer: We can’t fix your partner’s weird shower singing. But our "is my relationship normal or doomed?" quiz comes close.